A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.
Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."
by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 25, 2011
Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute shit to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.
Nice receding hairline assface. Why dont you get a job and stop freeloading off your mom you freeloader piece of shit.
by Fhsjhs February 12, 2008
Freeloader - Noun. Someone who lives off other people's lives. They don't pay for anything and never pay you back.
by Golden-Fist November 27, 2005
by freeloader November 28, 2014
A person who comes by your crib every day. He or she wants you to smoke all of your weed with them, but they never have any weed themselves. They want to drink up all of your beer, but they don't have any money. They try to dictate what music gets played while they're drinking and smoking your shit. When you need a favor from them, they are nowhere to be found (probably freeloading off someone else).
by the mutant July 7, 2005
A freeloader is a person that takes advantage of a provider that offers help in a time of need.
The provider may, or may not figure out that the "time of need" never ends with a freeloader.
Freeloaders like to repay debts with unasked for actions / items presented as a compensation.
Providers have codependent behavioral issues that allow the freeloader to exist in their world.
Freeloaders consistently repeat their user patterns with anyone known to the original provider.
The provider may, or may not figure out that the "time of need" never ends with a freeloader.
Freeloaders like to repay debts with unasked for actions / items presented as a compensation.
Providers have codependent behavioral issues that allow the freeloader to exist in their world.
Freeloaders consistently repeat their user patterns with anyone known to the original provider.
A freeloader family member was sure that planting a garden in my own backyard, with unused
seed from the previous year, was equivalent compensation for the $---.--that was owed to me.
Later that year, produce from the garden was proffered as an attonement for the $---.-- debt.
seed from the previous year, was equivalent compensation for the $---.--that was owed to me.
Later that year, produce from the garden was proffered as an attonement for the $---.-- debt.
by thedesignertim October 16, 2008
Freeloaded (adj) - A person who eventually becomes monetarily wealthy as a result of living off of other people's wealth for a long period of time.
By living off of his aunt’s handouts for twenty years, he become a freeloaded man, even wealthier than his generous aunt.
by LKB April 29, 2008