For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 14, 2011
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A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
by Johna30305 August 01, 2011
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An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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When a girl randomly exposes her breasts, with no expectation of anything in return.
Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
by TitsAreAwesome August 02, 2012
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The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception.
I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).
by MonDarc March 25, 2011
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What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
by Butter Mike August 31, 2019
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