Urban Dictionary: free nutted

free nutted

Cumming anywhere without care

I free nutted all over my sisters bed

by Susannapii July 05, 2017

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Free Nut

You have one free pass to make pleasure to yourself!

I used up my “free nut” pass now I can’t nut again until December 1st

by Teddy Bears November 01, 2019

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Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 02, 2019

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free nut friday

the only day u can actually nut in november

i didn’t fail because of free nut friday

by iskekdl November 08, 2019

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Free Nut day

On November 17th, you are allowed to nut with no consequence and you won't fail NNN.

November 17th- free nut day
Bob: I don't think i can survive NNN. WAIT IT'S NOVEMBER 17TH. I can finally have a break.

by MY BOI DAVID November 17, 2019

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Free Nut Pass

Free Nut Passes are passes that let you nut once during NNN (No Nut November)

They are cheating and are not allowed to be used during NNN.

If you happen to use one then you're instantly disqualified.

"ah don't worry dude, I have a Free Nut Pass"

"what the actual f***, that's illegal"

by Dr.D420 November 07, 2019

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National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 01, 2019

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