omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

"Whatever you say, Sack Freckle"

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

Hey, did you see that elf freckle yesterday, when we went to that North Pole exhibit?

Don’t cook that, it’s freckles!!!!