I was going to buy her a canvas for our anniversary but that's cliche. I got her a Fracture instead!
by drewplaysdrums November 11, 2014
I was riding my trick the other day when I fractured her and she had to go to the hospital to get her back fixed
by The fracturer June 09, 2003
when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.
Man you were fractured last night.
by Megan Ann January 18, 2007
when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.
Man you were fractured last night.
by Megan Ann December 30, 2006
the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.
person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.
by the other Eric Cartman July 11, 2015
A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
by Genoglydetm June 18, 2017