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An infinitely wrinkled shirt. Often seen on IT staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc.
I pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days' worth of beard opened the door, groggily.
by Wohali September 23, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018