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P1: "Dude, what's your fpm?"
P2: "Over nine thousand!"
P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."
P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."
P2: "Over nine thousand!"
P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."
P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."
by o1743h5fq August 05, 2008
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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A males Faps Per Minute. FPM can be measured with a metronome or weird friend counting. FPM may also be known as SPM or strokes per minute. FPM can range from 50 or 'practicing lasting longer' to 100 or 'quickie behind dustbin between shifts working at McDonald's'.
If you don't know what a metronome is you're a uncultured fag.
If you don't know what a metronome is you're a uncultured fag.
by FPM is the future October 21, 2013
3
"It has also been reported that the series had a total count of "fucks" of 2980, and a cumulative FPM of 1.56."
by amyghania August 15, 2007
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In Starcraft, the abbreviated version of "fastest possible map"; a 'money' map in which resources are collected extremely quickly (thus the name). *Played by mostly beginners or people that don't have the time to play a real match.
by RuthlessBastard May 13, 2004