Person 1: "do you want a single strand of fozen spagetti in your bloodstream?"
Person 2: "oh fuck yes"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

person 1: fozen
person 2: do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
person 2: do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
person 2: seriously do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
*person 2 gets vorbed into nothingness and the remaining citizens hail person 1 as their spaghetti overlord*