Urban Dictionary: fountain soda

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Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.

Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?

by Tisteca February 25, 2007

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

fountain soda

while a male is going down on a female, she pisses into his mouth and then he forcefully spits it back up inside of her, creating a soda like effect.

i just couldn't hold it in, so it was fountain soda time.

by memphisto December 03, 2003

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