A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
Fossil Ridge High School sucks ass
by Vladimir bootin December 16, 2020
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jocular way of referring to crude oil
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2010
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When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017
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Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.
This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.
by bad33067 February 04, 2011
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Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010
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