def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying

def 2: oldest students n campus

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.

A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol