If somebody says they're going to be straight forward with you it means that they're just going to come out and say what they are feeling without dancing around it.

Something that would have a positive influence on life at this moment.

Any computer process that requires more than casual understanding of technology. Especially pertaining to an expert trying but failing to explain a complicated process in layman's terms, like port forwarding in a home network.

Noun: Someone who consistantly forwards/reposts spam, chain letters, urban legends, dirty jokes or other miscilaneous junk mail to their friends online, regardless of
a) the quality of content
b) the interest or applicability to the intended audience (the Forward whore's address list).
Also referred to as a Spam Whore

Being one step ahead of technology and its changes

Overused buzzwords used mainly in the corporate world.
These unnecessary words are consistently used to denote something new in a company; be it a policy or a procedure.
Their use is totally fucking stupid, since there is no way to start using new procedures in the past. These words are filler and an example of verbal diarrhea.

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.