The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.
by Betty Jugs September 24, 2007
Pro skateboarder from Portland, OR who got his start with Powell and Santa Cruz. Now rides for True Love Collective.
by dodgersgirl April 17, 2007
by AYB February 19, 2003
Eric: Did you see the soccer match last week?
Martin: Ya I am so happy that Barcelona beat Madrid!
Eric: What? I thought you were a Madrid fan! You are such a fan of fortune!
Martin: Ya I am so happy that Barcelona beat Madrid!
Eric: What? I thought you were a Madrid fan! You are such a fan of fortune!
by Tukebeard December 02, 2010
When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 06, 2010
fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
by Wayhard January 15, 2008