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fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily

Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.

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the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
by Zatchodile July 21, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Travels in a mysterious manner on a never ending mission to taste the rainbow. When in action all nearby slides are doomed to iminant and absolute destruction
Wheres Alex? Hes fortching right now. Hell be back
by Llama13542256 January 22, 2018
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While I did deh gay saix, he enjoyed carressing my fortch.
by Raish and E court August 11, 2006
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