{Mr. Krabs}: What was that? Oh its just Plankton on another one of his failed missions to steal the Krabby Patty secret formuler again. Oy Plankton, down the shitbowl you go!!! {flushing sound}

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”