Guy who forks: "I was at Jared's last night until 1 AM watching a movie last night, and we spent half of the time forking."

Guy who does not fork: "Dude that's really gay.."

Did you see Valentina? She's such a fork.

A: I ran out of spoons so I used a fork.
B: Oh you mean the one I shoved in my ass
A: Wait what?

person: Do you have a Dutch?

Correct person: Do you have a fork so we can eat some cheesecake?

Me and name just forked last night

hey come fork my food daddy ok

I used a fork and knife to eat my meat.