When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.
I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.
by ringo2010 September 12, 2011
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The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.
"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "
by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020
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When you are not sure if the chick has a penis or not and is keeping it in suspense.
This chick is giving me the thai foreplay. I have to know what's down there before we hook up!
by Xachco April 28, 2020
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Seduction of a significant other using a home cooked meal. The significant other is preferably greeted at the door by the nude chef and made to eat the entire meal before being allowed to continue to afterplay.
Oh man, my girl was bustin' out the Italian foreplay last night...homemade lasagna. And that little apron she was wearing didn't stay on for long.
by redditrix August 27, 2013
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Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.
Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.
by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009
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Anthony Weiner engaged in Facebook Foreplay by sending sexual messages to numerous consenting adult women throughout the United States. As of June 16, 2011, all but one of Weiner's known sext partners were over the age of 18. His actions and subsequent cover-up ultimately led him to resign his seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.
by GOP rules June 17, 2011
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A slutty TEASE, emphasis on the TEASE!!!!, doing ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING besides sex
Bob: Tim, how'd that hooker work for you, did you finally lose your virginity?!?!
Tim: No, turns out the money I payed went to a Foreplay Whore...
Bob: Awwwww... lolumad?
by Devilshredder June 23, 2011
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