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Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?

Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.
by Capt-Hank August 26, 2008
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No fun at all, nuh uh. No sex, just some flirting. =). Is that even the least bit fun? No.
Foreplay is for pussys..let's fuck
by Maxilin May 19, 2005
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A gathering of people at someone's place with the purpose of getting drunk before going to bars or clubs. This makes getting drunk cheaper, and is therefore most common in places where alcohol is expensive. Not to be mixed with sexual encounter, though that is how these nights often end
I can't afford getting drunk at the bar, let's have a foreplay at my place first.
by kiara25 January 27, 2007
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The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.
by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021
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