Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

Before having sex Ashley was giving me a hand job then I slowly picked her up and let her do the rest.

"Dawg i was finna get some ass but the bitch was was fore playin to long"

The foreplay was great but I know nothing about the guy.

"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."

"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)

Thanks for the foreplay. I think the shading around his jaw could be a little darker.