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When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".
Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.
Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.
You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!
by Houstonchick January 14, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011