When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
by robertw101 July 27, 2010
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9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day
« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »
by jkjkdany May 26, 2020
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synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.
Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.
by corporate america February 16, 2018
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any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."
"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps
by DJ Shermbeck May 01, 2011
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Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!
"He is a total Splosh!"
by missydabeergirl January 09, 2014
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When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 08, 2013
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