by Diana N. April 04, 2008
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Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.
by Rj-C November 27, 2007
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The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"
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by CL January 20, 2004
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by Geoff L. October 04, 2005
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by Jeremiah May 06, 2004
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A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.
bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
by Dr excrement November 23, 2009
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The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper that is provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.
Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.
Richard is prone to shart anytime someone scoops his man tits.
Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.
Richard is prone to shart anytime someone scoops his man tits.
Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
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