A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.
by Sarah A November 06, 2006
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
by bobby shart August 28, 2009
by 1337 5h4r+3r February 14, 2005
Plural: Sharts
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
by Migh October 01, 2009
by rebelwith a cause April 29, 2006
by sharty December 06, 2008

