I tripped and face planted whilst eating a fluff sandwich... Looked like the marshmallow man had his way with my face.... the lolz and roflz insued by the onlookers
by Blindleader December 30, 2014
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The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.
Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
OR
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
OR
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
by Dirty Jap 69 June 01, 2011
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by jokerethan August 31, 2011
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she is the best person in your life stop lying. you know she likes to get jiggy wit the chiz and she loves hangin out on trees and such. u know when you see her your jaw js widens cuz like you personally know she so stunning and such, etc. stop playin. she is so calm and collect and loves deep convos any problems you can talk to her about it and you well done know she lissens so dont be stingy :/. continuing on wit it she is like so gorg gurl like and you know it she is funny as fergie icecream and has a dark side but u dont know that so less processed like so funny to be around to conclude and such etc. feel free to tell her she the best in the entire world wit it. js get jazzy get creative.
gur 1: hey is lauren over yonder do ya spot her
gur 2: yeaaa she lookin really sharp and collects
gurl 1: she is so funny go talk to her
gurl 2: kk hey lauren lolz gur lets be friends
lauren: less get it niece purrr yous so jazzy gur
gur 2: yeaaa she lookin really sharp and collects
gurl 1: she is so funny go talk to her
gurl 2: kk hey lauren lolz gur lets be friends
lauren: less get it niece purrr yous so jazzy gur
by lessgetitniece February 20, 2021
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