Don't get me wrong. Some of the guys are really sweet, good-looking, smart and athletic. However, there is always a negative to a postive. Some of the boys are downright fags. You guys have no respect for girls. Your ugly, rude, dumb, and poor. Just horrible at life. Go jump off a bridge.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.