Oh boy, he's the best person you'll ever meet, hes super tall and attractive, has somewhat of an e-boy style, super cute boy. his hands are as soft as his lips.
by StealingHoodies October 8, 2021
"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
by stan claire May 1, 2022
Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
by Kollando March 1, 2018
by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022
Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"
by QuacksO December 17, 2019
It's that fake hedgehog again.
by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022
The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.
And I'll never be thankful enough to them.
And I'll never be thankful enough to them.
by You saved me November 22, 2021