pertaining to, and explaining the existence, exploits, awesomeness, perils, and poor life choices of living in the Whiteaker Neighborhood of Eugene, Oregon.

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

A non spoiled kid that uses their time how they like. Does what they like to do but can’t when they don’t get the material needed to do so. Spends time with friends, family, and elsewhere. Uses most of their time with what they love.

When you have a death wish but it doesn’t succeed

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted