Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???
by Don’t use this name May 06, 2018
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the bad luck of having a guy say he likes you and so then all loyal friends of his refuse to date you regardless of whether anything even happened with the first guy.
by MaryC636 July 08, 2006
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To have anal sex.
To have anal sex with a Spaniard.
To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.
To have anal sex with a Spaniard.
To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.
Bro 1: "Hey did you go to Spanish Club last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."
Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."
Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."
Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."
by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010
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1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.
2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like
2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like
1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.
2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.
also the chain rusty taco has best churros.
2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.
also the chain rusty taco has best churros.
by Godzeera66 February 07, 2021
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by Big veiny black pene March 05, 2021
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A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."
Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
by SC Locin' August 23, 2014
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