After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.
"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"
by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014
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Interacial sex, what happends when the gardner meets the the horny Milf housewife and make a meal.
Jose the gardner: Senora, i'm done with yoor gardin.

Housewife: Great, you want something eat? Maybe......you could eat a hot, tasty burger that I could give you?

Jose the gardner: Oh.....shoore! I'll bring my churro.

Housewife: Awesome! Let's make a Churro-Burger!

*The Gardner sticks his dick in the mature housewife's pussy and makes a great fusion of food*
by Shredder on keytar December 01, 2009
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When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.
I really hate her, next bonfire I am going to give her a screaming churro.
by Anaconda June 17, 2005
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A large boned individual that often has powdered sugar on his face, that has the ability to feel the magnetism of donuts and churros at 30 paces. El Churro' is also a crime fighter and a debonair ladies man. El Churro' has limited control once donuts are in close proximity and is a slave to his desires. El Churro' loves a wild tale and is to willing enter a dance off at a moments notice. El Churro' is often leading his mariachi band.
Bystander 1: Who is that leading the Mariachi Band?

Bystander 2: That's El Churro'
by Thehammatime August 29, 2021
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Inserting churros into your parter's asshole in an attempt to have them propell them from their ass while you try to catch them with your mouth.
I couldn't catch any churros from Wendy's Churro Cannon.
by MajiShine December 25, 2009
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The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.

The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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