A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
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by WetWaterPark July 05, 2017
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Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
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by Polo Dolo gone solo December 22, 2016
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Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
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