Lord have Jesus is an misspelling of some other word. Its also used in comedy.
Jon : Want to see my automatic fleshlight?

Dave : Lord have Jesus.
by SIMPostor December 19, 2020
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A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.
Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.
by thebsb July 26, 2020
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Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 14, 2017
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One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
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Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.
John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck
by Crzyfkr October 07, 2010
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A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
by JJJamasone July 25, 2021
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