A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin

superman's powers mixed with cyborg pirate ninja jesus

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.