Urban Dictionary: for Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

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Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

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St. Jesus Malverde

The patron saint of drug dealers.

'Dear St. Jesus Malverde, may my sneakers be tied tight and the pigs be fat and slow.

by ponderprotostar March 01, 2017

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St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021

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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 03, 2021

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Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

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sacred heart of jesus high school

A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.

Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now

by iknowyoursecretss January 22, 2016

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