Short for "football", used in Australia to describe Australian Rules Football, Rugby League and sometimes even Rugby Union.
We're off to the footy.
by The Slater November 5, 2003
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I have a Footy named Chloe.
by MESA69 February 20, 2017
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Footie: the English soccer, quite fun, but extremely boring a stupid

It is also called football which is a heck of a lot better
Oi, that footie game was awesome!
It was quite boring really
Yeah, we should just wipe out the whole lot of the footie players
Heck yeah, then we can get more rugby or field hockey in!
No way, we need football, the American football!
Whatev!
by shnibblesrcool July 3, 2006
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An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.
Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”
by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019
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A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.
busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."
by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010
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A footy mole is a young woman who attends footy games with the intention of trying to get with the footy players. They tend to dress slutty and have the tits out for the boys.
Oh shit, is that liv wakefield the notorious footy mole wearing a push up bra?" "oh yeah, shes at the game to get with benji marshall, what a footy mole.
by Deerob6279 September 25, 2010
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A sub human race found in all Australian towns, Footy Fags are basically the Australian version of Chavs and Townies. Their culture revolves mainly around The "NRL" the Australian rugby league. They are all sheep, wearing the same homo cloth's they got from some surf shop and listen to the same mainstream music made by no-talent slut’s and "gangsters", all Footys try and imitate their football idols buy having the same gay little "solly" cut and acting like a general douche bag. They spend their spare time either jumping on each other chasing after a ball, getting pissed on grog they scabbed off the older footy fags or wasting time at the local mall yelling abuse at anyone who isn’t a footy e. g Emos, Goths, Moshers,, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, , or anyone that thinks for themself. Most often the footy males have a group of disease carrying cumpsters who follow them around, who are apparently all so “pritty” according to each other most all of them end up doing hairdressing at taff. They disrupt classrooms and this reflects their results which are always poor, but they don’t need to study because “their uncle is gonna give em job fencing on his farm”. Basically if you see a footy stab him to death before it has a chance to reproduce.
Footy fag 1- Durr dum durr chris brown
Footy fag 2- Durr
by DieuFooty August 2, 2009
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