Famous athlete and intellectual.

The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.

The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

when you have diarrhea

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.

1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.

2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.

3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!