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When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.
I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.
by Robert T February 22, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A group of thugs hired to beat down the target by repeatedly kicking the shit out of them.
Pal: Dude, my girl’s ex won’t leave her alone.
Bro: So hire a foot patrol on his rib cage.

Pal: a what?
Bro: Foot patrol. Look it up on U.D.
by Under Fire October 23, 2017
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