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a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.
Elex: Allie, are you a virgin?
Allie: No, why do you ask?
Elex: Cuz your foof is major tight.
by Alysha May 18, 2003
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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1. Difluorine dioxide
2. The sound FOOF makes when it reacts with pretty much anything.
The FOOF went "FOOF!" when I spilled it on the floor. Now I have to explain the crater to my landlord.
by R-dog December 14, 2013
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The most elite and prestigious title you shall bestow upon any rank of human. The rank of FooF will not be given it shall only be earned. Most people shall not obtain the rank of FooF within their lifetime, only the best of the best will ever earn themselves the rank of {FooF}
“ Damn that guy is cool”
“Yeah obviously, he is in the {FooF} clan."

"Can I join the Foof clan?"
"No, you are not FooF material Humphrey."
by TheCoachRichie December 08, 2018
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The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.
Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."
by The Scandal April 06, 2005
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The street name for administering drugs via the vagina. An effective but unconventional way for someone with a vagina to take drugs.
My friends sister likes to foof her drugs instead of snorting them. ,

My girlfriend had a cold so she tried Foofing her drugs and it worked well she said.

I fell asleep and when I woke up my now ex girlfriend said she had foofed all my drugs.
by Boofing it July 03, 2020
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A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.
Ahh shit i just foofed.
by Dr. Gluteus Maximus February 20, 2009
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