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An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
by ThatOneFoxGuy November 25, 2013
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
by Dommyb11 May 16, 2011
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An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011