When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
by flashermonkey April 13, 2004
A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.
Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.
Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.
Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008
Aydeen’s only treatment for when “it’s IMPH time” and when he throws crackers across the room. Originally spelled “Wick’s Phone” but later changed to “Wix Fon” after the Wix Fon Factory was created.
by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 02, 2018
A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.
Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.
Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.
Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008
A sex act that starts by dumping a steamy poo load on the lady's chest. Then you dip your balls in it and finally teabag her with doodoo balls.
by jgritty2 October 08, 2016
by pmoney October 28, 2003
A new fondue, invented in Germany, that is taking the sheiße world by storm. The ingredients are vegetable oil and a steaming hot freshly pooed turd. It is mixed up and served over an open flame, on bread or apples. For a rare treat, mix it with poonut butter and serve on ice cream.
by King Souser August 14, 2006