a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.
brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"
by mo tzu November 23, 2011
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"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.

This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
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fing fong is a person who will always give you the answers to your homework, even if her answers don't make sense at all. she will also adopt your way of speaking within 2 days of being near you, so be careful to not say any bad words in front of her. if you are the one to end her innocence no one will ever be your friend.
sam: fing fong what are the answers for history
fing fong: 1. because when jfk was killed everyone was sad

2. since the civil war was a war people were hungry

3. when hitler was king god guy he had lots of power
by maifingfongtable:))))) April 27, 2020
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Insult added to injury. When bad luck is followed by worse luck. When things go from bad to worse.
You broke you leg then your house burned down! Dude, you are buck fonged!
by Roof us July 30, 2008
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A female character from the Bleach anime and manga series who stands as one of the main captains in the Soul Society. This girl/chick/woman kicks ass pretty good and is not fond of jokes or humor in general, she´s kinda bitchy but very strong and radical with the rules, however, when Yoruichi Shihouin appears she gets some "weird tendencies" . She´s hot.
-Dude, that girl in the last chapter kicked some serious butt!

-Yeah man, such a Soi Fong right
by Crample25 June 19, 2011
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The natural attire of Jay and Matt Fong is the thong. From this common wardrobe selection, the colloquialism "Fongs in thongs" developed in the late 1990s.
Variations: Fongy thongy, thong Fong, etc.
I sure am glad I signed up to help with Rainfest because I got to see Fongs in thongs.
by UBC Rec February 01, 2005
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A fucking idiot that likes to binge watch anime all day, play Drakensang, and jerk off to minecraft porn under their covers. Vincent Fongs have a very extensive knowledge of a certain avian variety.... On top of that, Vincent Fongs are extremely timid creatures and love to call themselves stupid. Their hobbies include failing, and that's it.
Random Person: "Hey bro, why is your friend such a fucking weirdo??"
You: "Uh... well.. my friend is a Vincent Fong... :/ "
Random Person: "Ohh.... I'm sorry about that man..."
by Larry Bong August 05, 2017
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