Urban Dictionary: fong

The family gathering was going well until Aunt Judy decided to fong Dave.

by Wrasslinandbeer December 30, 2017

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.

by Charles March 09, 2005

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike March 10, 2005

the combination of the words "faux" and song. Use to describe songs which employ beats and rhythm, but no actual singing.

Used in a sentence: "OMG, have you heard Kesha's new fong?" or "OMG don't you love that new G6 fong"

by creepertons October 05, 2010

Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine.

Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?

by Sir Gizz Alot July 12, 2004