Urban Dictionary: fong

To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)

I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)

by tau June 20, 2006

someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier

a fong wong

by Jnow April 20, 2003

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 04, 2005

to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.

by Johnny Napalm November 01, 2006

An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"

by originalffd October 07, 2006

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike March 10, 2005

When you're fed up with everyone's shit and you're damn near ready to commit

Yo did you see gavin's private story?
That nigga fong as fuck

by so fong February 28, 2020