Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
by walkingxdisaster October 24, 2012
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When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
Dude I pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today
by gabriel92 May 14, 2009
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To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 17, 2010
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Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.
"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006
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originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up
i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed
by *myself* June 04, 2005
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Better known as FonDuLac, WI.
Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.
by MKizzle April 20, 2006
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The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.
Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010
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