Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

to bluff during a game of poker

abusiveness to the extreme against other players or admins accusing of illegal chaets.
Entimology from Lord Fondlemaid, nice chap when sober, abusive reactionary when under the influence