(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!
by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003
Get the fonch neck gaiter and mug.
verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.
by monica blanchard July 15, 2006
Get a fonch mug for your father-in-law José.
The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.
Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.
by Insane V April 16, 2004
Get a Faggot Fonch mug for your coworker Vivek.