While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.
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Named after TV presenter, model and former beau of George Clooney, 'Snowdon's folly' is used to describe the waning popularity of any female celebrity as a result of her refusing to pose fully topless (i.e. nipples).
Person 1: Did you see that Rachel Stevens fell from 7th to 34th in this year's FHM Top 100?

Person 2: Snowdon's folly, innit?
by Tom WB July 05, 2010
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When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.
If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.
by Dangerzone January 19, 2007
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1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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n. a person with more than one unit of currency.
"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"
by Rich December 08, 2004
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any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
by T.Wilson November 20, 2012
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