Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

A girl with a very loose vagina. The name comes from the fact that fucking them can be related to fucking an empty folgers can.

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Another term for ABV, or Already Been Vaporized, marijuana, after it's been used up in a vaporizer (i.e Volcano, DaVinci, etc.) to it's fullest vaporizing capacity. It ends up looking very dark brown and granular, much like Folger's instant coffee, hence the name.

Folgering is the deliberate rewrite of an article by another website without giving the original source any credit.

This term was originated by Philebrity.com in regards to the nbcphiladelphia.com conspiracy that nbcphiladelphia.com deliberately rewrites a news story of any worth that is not generated from a press release that nbcphiladelphia.com is not already getting.

A guy who drinks coffee 24/7