the greatest entertainer to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.

Character played by Chris Farley frequently appearing on Saturday Night Live until Farley's death in 1997. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, yelled, demeaned, and gave a clearly negative message in each of his 8 rants on SNL. Foley's trademark was screaming in the middle of his speech, warning that the current situation would result in being "...thrice divorced and living in a van down by the river!"

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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.

Disgraced former member of the House of Representatives with odd reading habits.

cheeks.

The act of putting a dirty tube sock over your penis and face fucking a girl. Once you orgasm, you leave the sock in her mouth and walk away, but not before saying, "Have a nice day"

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!