Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
3
Getting fucked up beyond belief, getting so drunk you wake up drunk the next morning and stay drunk until the afternoon.
by docsully May 01, 2011
5
Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
by yummy mummy5 April 21, 2009