The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.
After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
by GBorden April 18, 2014
(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 05, 2010
by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021